
Can’t eat breakfast, running late
Grabbed a chocolate, ran to the gate
Then my body complained,
There, you did it again!
Did what again, I asked in disgust
You are always making such a fuss!
You don't love me the way you should,
And haven't I always been very good?
I thought about the question long and hard
Then said, Ok lets hear the whole nine yards!
I wish you loved me like your car;
Poor feet carry you near and far
Yet you never take the time
To give them a rub or a shine
The car gets a check up and M.O.T
Teeth says the dentist, she never see
The other guys hips, ankles and knees
Are asking you to lose some weight please
There is a consensus, about brand name clothes
Unnecessary! but more space is needed in shoes for toes
I hope this won't cause your spirit to grieve
Hair says vitamins may be better than a weave
This one may cause you to yell, or even panic
But stomach was wondering if we could go organic?
Tongue said taste buds, can do without sweets
Colon wants to cut down on processed and red meats
Skin has threatened she'll start peeling
If you don't give her regular creaming
Eyes was saying to go easy on the make-up
And thinks its time for them to get a check up
Brain is bored, and needs challenging
Why not take her to college for training
Its not that I'm ungrateful
Head to toe, we've been faithful
Remember, I'm not available from the shop
Treat me with love, I'm all you've got!
Well, I said, you've got a lot on your mind
From now it'll be TLC and much more of my time.